As the staff at Manhattan Center for Science and Math high school prepared to settle down for a well-deserved break away from the miserable Ebenezer Scrooge Jimenez and his crusty sidekick The Burgermiester Albetta,they were suddenly greeted with sounds that quickly drowned out their collective sounds of joy. It was the squealing pitch of the Grinch Winchester and the salesman babble of the Villainous Silas Barnaby Bradley (Mirrored after the landlord from March of the wooden soldiers). The repetitive squealing and babbling talk of these individuals had completely drained the staff of all it joy. In what seemed like a move of desperation the staff looked towards the Northern sky when suddenly a jolly old man in a bright red suit appeared. As he looked over the joyless staff, he reminded them that when they were children they were always told of Santa’s Naughty and Nice list. He assured the staff that many of them were on the nice list and that their Christmas wishes would come true.
He then looked at the Administration and said “you are all on the Naughty list.” Immediately Ebenezer Jimenez begins to pant loudly exclaiming “Hubba Hubba” (http://adventuresofdumas.blogspot.com/). Santa looks at him and stated “It’s not that kind of Naughty List.” Suddenly, the Burgermiester Albetta rose and looked at school security and screamed, “Take um to um ugh ugh um yaknow Du Dungeon.” (http://mralbetta.blogspot.com/?m=1) School security refused to do his bidding. Suddenly, a screeching Grinch Winchester began to throw things, but she was immediately restrained by Ebenezer Jimenez who could be heard exclaiming Hubba Hubba as he grabbed her. Just then, the Villainous Silas Barnaby Bradley arose and stated “For I am not the villain here Santa. For I am a man of virtue and preeminence and I have given this Inferior staff dignity.” Santa looked at the crowd and said “does anyone have a napkin so I can clean my boots.” Then he turned to look at Barnaby Bradley and said, “the way you regurgitate things you should be an anorectic by now.” Suddenly out of the crowd of staff members appeared an oompa loompa with a napkin. He said, Santa am I on the nice list. “What’s your name” Santa replied. Head oompa loompa Hernandez. Santa looked at him and said, “It’s the Naughty list for you.” But But Santa “you have to understand I know how to handle the Burgermiester Albetta. “ Just agree with everything he says. Never talk back to him because ya know he’s a shark. He’s very sensitive and whatever he says goes. Just nod your head and go along with whatever he wants even if you think he’s wrong dead wrong.” (http://mcsmquotes.blogspot.com/2013/12/famous-quotes-from-mcsm-leaders.html?m=1) Santa looked at oompa loompa Hernandez and said, “that why you’re on the Naughty list.”
After listening to the whining of the administration Santa pull out the Naughty List:
Bray Vs Department of Education
NY Post article from January 6 2011 Gamesmanship continues in Bergtraum- Manhattan Center Feud
Two students rescued from East River by the NYPD
Harlem teachers say principal has no principles
Manhattan Center students walkout to protest removal of a teacher.
Angry teachers jokes in scathing cartoon blog
School aide 89 banished to elevator duty
Mr. Jimenez not so great adventure
Santa looked at the Naughty list again and checked it twice. He then looked at Ebenezer Jimenez and said, “what do you have to say for yourself.” Jimenez looked at his administrators and replied “Hubba, Hubba”